Friday, February 19, 2016

I can't believe it. My minivan became a yellow cab service for Winter Break. Hubster took week off as well but dental work doesn't make way for fun week. I had lofty plans for the week. Clean out the building, donate used things and make some trips to Goodwill as well. Needless to say, NAH! NADA! NOTHING HAPPENED! Now it is Friday and I have done nothing but drive.
I have gone back and forth about my thumb, do I go to the doctor or let it go. Can't use it but don't want the hassle of ridiculous copay! I would hate to pay for visit and it be a sprain. Quite the conundrum!!
Tootsie has shown me many aspects of her quirky personality this week.  After acting out Jacob and Esau with her favorite glasses (no glass/ plastic of course) and red workout headband, she asks me to teach her how to play chess. (I have no clue!) So precious! We even baked a cake . . . AWWW!
Middler and College Bound have been helping with laundry. Pardon my laughter!
One of them doesn't care how it looks (you can guess) the other thinks if they do it poorly enough I won't ask anymore. That's wonderful I responded to eye rolling!
College Bound is a gamer and is obsessed with the games he just got. I figure I will text him from now on. I thought about putting a latch on the outside of his door but that would make me mean.
Teen Queen has been helpful. Putting off things that need to get done, but telling us all about it.  I told her earlier in the week I didn't want complaining about homework on Sunday. So into the kitchen she came, complaining. I asked her, "What did I say?" TQ:"It's not Sunday!" Well then.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Well, "What's for dinner?" should be considered swear words! I have heard it from 4 of the 5 of my family members and it is barely 4:00!
I will admit it. . .Cooking is overrated! They are all rude. They eat it before I can sit down to eat my share! Time for dishes - they scatter like cockroaches! Phenomenal ability! My OCD kicks in after a bit and I sadly succumb to the clutter and wash them myself. I would rather not eat - couldn't hurt! LOL!
College bound kinda grazed on cereal bar, granola bar, and Starburst for dessert.
Middler well she only knows pizza. It is not really a food group but she is a teenager and I get a "Psh."
Tootsie wants to know about dolphins today.  She even wrote a song using spelling words about dolphins.  This time she didn't get out the guitar missing two strings and her quarter to play AND sing it for us.
Teen Queen well if I took her phone . . . I can't decide if she would cry like she lost a best friend or go in a rage. I may just hide it while she is sleeping to see. Yea I am cruel sorry.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

There's a moment when you think to yourself, but never say it out loud, I fed you yesterday! Doesn't that count for something? Shouldn't you learn how to cook already?
Oh the battles of the bath! Just wash already! Let's be done and in our pjs! Why do you protest cleanliness?
College bound only emerges for food and fist pumps with dad. I think he is part bear?
Teen Queen has made it necessary for me to document ALL of our conversations/ interactions. She announced her weekend itinerary and when I responded, "In your dreams!" She was all aghast! "Oh! I asked you and you said yes." Obviously I forgot my minion status! Sadly not the cute Twinkie looking guys that have been turned into cute memes!
I think reflectively again. Then laugh because I remember my teen years and my healthy respect for my parents! Then I am angry because surely I did not raise these "people" to appear entitled. I hope we have instilled in them good values and that they forgive me when I giggle at the actions of their own future "peoples!"
Asked Tootsie, "Is your hair dry?"
"I have NO idea!" Aww, love each of them!

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Plugged in?

That moment when you look over at second grader, wearing polka dot glasses with the frames popped out, with the laptop open, playing on her daddy's phone.
"Whatcha doing tootsie?"
"Well I was on First in Math and it got too hard. So now I am playing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game. But I did ALL (four syllables) my homework." Then pushes said glasses up farther on little nose.
Middler has laptop on school site. "What are you doing babe?"
"Science I guess."
College bound has headphones on and a book open.  I could never do that. He has great grades so I won't mess with the "system.." For now. . . 
Teen Queen has headphones in and book open as well. Laughing intermittently.  I am sure Shogun is not funny. Again, for now great grades. . . 
Me, well I felt reflective and thought about my teen years when laptops and cell phones were not a part of the homework process at all. I remember being jealous of my neighbor with the see through phone that lit up when it rang and her 17 inch television. My 5 inch television that was a part of my cassette player/ radio would probably have sent my kiddos into ORBIT!